Saturday, August 27, 2016

Congratulations are in order....

Congratulations are in order for the newly-wedded Mr. and Mrs. Kevin Hart. Kevin married his girlfriend Eniko Parrish of two years over the weekend in Santa Barbara, California in front of nearly 200 close friends and family. The pictures that have swarmed the internet showcase a beautiful ceremony with the bridal party, including his two children Heaven and Hendrix whom he fathered with ex-wife Torrei Hart. Smiling blissfully in every picture while suited and booted the Harts couldn't possibly look more happy or more in love. Kevin's son, Hendrix, served as his best man giving him away.Heaven looked angelic with a crown of roses and a white satin cocktail dress that complimented Eniko's custom Vera Wang gowns. The happy couple shared their wedded bliss with the world via Instagram and Snapchat hashtag-ing away. 



Continuing on with the congratulatories, yes I'm aware that is not really a word, we also want to extend the same gesture to Ray J and Princess Love of Love and Hip Hop Hollywood. I watched the first episode of the new season and even though the set-up looked like they were tying the knot it was just a photo shoot for a bridal magazine. Mama Sonya made an impromptu appearance with a folder full of pre-nup paperwork. Ray J didn't seem to be with it but Mama Sonya wasn't budging about that pre-nup so I guess it remains to be seen if she got her way. Time will tell.....





And last but definitely not least, even though he's already received the ring, we want to congratulate LeBron James on that fat ass, three-year contract with the big ticket of 100 million dollars.


Folks think he's overrated, folks think he's not worth that much money and he doesn't deserve it...but that's neither here nor there because he's got receipts. So moving forward we wanted to congratulate all the couples and their holy unions...The Harts, The Norwoods and The Cavaliers congratulations again!! May you live long and prosper together. We are so happy for everyone...let me hit that two step in honor of these beautiful couplings.


Friday, August 05, 2016

My Day 1 at Blogher16: Experts Among Us

Yes...the day has finally arrived!! Day 1 of #Blogher16: Experts Among Us has kicked off and it is all of that and a big ol bag of swag plus 2 snaps in a circle. Thursday evening was the kick off for #Blogher16 and it was an exciting extravaganza for me and I was a late arrival! Traffic to the Marriott at LA Live in downtown Los Angeles from San Diego during prime time is not a game but I was able to navigate it pretty successfully and managed to make it there within 2 hours. Whew, but it was no easy feat. Yes, I have a lead foot and there's no shame in my game.

I arrived, got a big ol bag of swag, grabbed a glass of wine and began perusing the aisles of the Expo Hall. It is a lot to take in and based on what I've read from the group posts I haven't seen anything yet! I'm excited to see what tomorrow brings!!

Knock Knock...who's there? Me at the Knock Knock booth.


What would you be doing if you weren't fighting a menacing migraine? Sit and sip espresso? Play on your phone? Or just chillax? #moretomigraine

Who knew Arthur was such a savage?

For those that don't know, I don't know where you've been or how you haven't heard but Arthur has come out of the kiddie closet and he's going hard in these skreets. Here's a couple of the notorious Arthur memes floating around. Though these are meant to entertain, you should take a moment and think about the message within the meme. Beware...these are not for the easily offended.

Loose lips, sink ships. If he running and telling y'all business drop kick that fool. You don't need that in your life.
Silly rabbits...tricks are for kids. You can't be playing basic bish games. No one is going for the keep a ninja baby games in 2016. Stop it.


Try to stick to your guns. You can't be falling for the okey dokey or the booty call pokey. You're not Postmates, this isn't a delivery service. And if you are wishy-washy, stop running your mouth to your friends out here looking cray cray.


Your ears are going to keep on ringing because folks love to talk and there's nothing you can do it about. So keep on being you and keep on giving them stuff to talk about. Like Diddy likes to say..."take that, take that."


Oops. Pow. Surprise. Hey, one good turn deserves another but pay back is a bish. Don't leave your partner hanging if you don't want to be left hanging. We don't forget. Ever.


This is just messy. Folks can't wait to call you out on your bull. If you step into another person's situation be aware that they're just waiting for you to fall short, mess up or what have you so they can call you on it. Believe that. Some folks are petty like that. Don't be the one that gets called on the carpet for some fuckery.


Have you ever had sex with someone and then wished you could take it back? That's what came to mind first thing when I seen this meme. "If I could turn back time," in my Cher voice.


Know when to speak up for yourself. This is a no no. You are not supposed to let someone and their ignorance take your voice, silence, intimidated or bully you. Find the strength within you to speak up. If not that day or occasion then the next. I'm not saying put yourself in a dangerous situation trying to do the most...please don't do that.



Displaced responsibility. That's what this meme says to me. That's why folks need to always be responsible for themselves and no what their intention are and stick to the plan.


Ewww, get it together. Don't invite no one over to your house for any type of leisure activities and the place is a hot mess. Yup, folks is going to talk about you. I have seen videos on the web of people all up and through other people's houses talking all kinds of mess and it always makes me wonder but why are you over there though?



This is why you can't trust some of these little knuckle-heads. Plotting. Smdh. And don't think this stuff doesn't happen. We all know people who it has happened to. Or is that just me?

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Wayment...it's #ThanksgivingClapBack season!

Now, I can't speak for all my bredren and sistas of the earth but these quips on these memes certaunly rang true round here. These are definitely clap backs you would hear or overhear, for you nosey folks in denial, at the family functions I have attended. Feast your eyes on these and get your laugh on. Cheerio luvs.

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Who decided #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies Was A Thing?


If you haven't came across one of these hilarious memes about Thanksgiving black folks style then you are missing out. I have posted some that have brought me tears of abundant laughter and I'm sure there are plenty more to come. These memes are the truth which makes them even more funny. They hit an accord, a reminder,  a flashback of a holiday family function faux paus with all of us. Enjoy. 

Monday, October 05, 2015

Cosmopolitan celebrates their 50th with America's First Family

The main topic of discussion is first family of what....some of the things I've come across are propaganda, uselessness, nothingness and etc. 

Cosmopolitan is tripping. I know their main objective is to sell issues and no doubt they sold a gazillion since the Jenner-Kardasians hasn't graced their cover in four years. But that title needs revamping. Any suggestions? 
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