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So the other day I set my DVR to record Spike TV's Guy's Choice Award show and this weekend I finally got a chance to chill out and watch the show. The biggest difference, I would say, between the Guy's Choice Awards and any ol other award show was the swag of the show. The show's hosts, John Cho and Kal Penn of Harold and Kumar fame, kept it casual and fun with presenters like Snoop Dogg, Jeremy Piven following suit. Another noteable thing about the show were the quirky award categories like "Hot N'Fresh" unfortunately for which Meagon Good was the runner up; "Sexiest Siren" for which Rihanna beat out Avril; Chris Rock won over Seth Rogen for "King of Comedy", Eva Mendes opted to share the "Hottest Eva" award with Eva Longoria; the self-elected best rapper in the world, Kanye whupped 50's ass again as the "Sickest Rhymes" awardee; Obama topped McCain in the "Presidential Voting" category. Hugh Hefner received the "Alpha Male" award and Matt Damon received two awards, Man of the Year and, my favorite, Biggest Ass Kicker award for his roles in the Jason Bourne trilogy. Jason Bourne is a bad mofo. I luv those movies. All those stunts, punches, kicks, slaps and strangling going on. Whew, Matt put it down as Jason Bourne. He would've got my vote fo sheezy. Anyway, back to the award show so yea overall I thought the show was aiight. They even had an 'Outstanding Literary Achievement' category..I'm gonna set my sites on that for next year buddy! I do have some suggestions for next year's show. I don't know if they're interested in my input but...